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Jon Clinkenbeard is your friend
Read my mind
Created on 2008-08-18 14:34:13 (#16388309), last updated 2009-12-24
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Basic Info| Name: | Jon Clinkenbeard |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1985-01-05 |
| Location: | Texas, United States |
| Website: | my website |
BioJon Clinkenbeard is a human. He is NOT an alien. He is of average human height and weight with average human thoughts and is NOT able to read minds. He was certainly born on this planet, so couldn’t possible be an alien, no sir. He has several companion-friends, and enjoys human delicacies like hot dogs and warm, flat soda. His most notable accomplishment is being able to cook unborn chicken offspring with sliced pig innards and fresh-squeezed orange plant ovaries, to form a breakfast meal. To read about his NOT-ALIEN life, visit darklittlestories.blogspot.com or jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com
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 | munkyhed@livejournal.com | |
 | jonclink | |
 | jonnyhed |
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